Results: 12 out of 50. Atheist white-belt, but it is my hope to accomplish #2, #9, #11, #16, and #20.
- Participated in the Blasphemy Challenge. No, but I was rather enthusiastic about the idea and applauded fellow atheists taking a stand. The anonymous leaks/protests, too.
- Met at least one of the “Four Horsemen” (Richard Dawkins, Daniel Dennett, Christopher Hitchens, Sam Harris) in person. Nope
- Created an atheist blog. Ding ding ding. We have a winner!
- Used the Flying Spaghetti Monster in a religious debate with someone. Oh yes. The entertainment value alone makes the FSM one of my favorite deities, second only to the Old Ones.
- Gotten offended when someone called you an agnostic. Yes!
- Been unable to watch Growing Pains reruns because of Kirk Cameron. No, but I wouldn't watch it anyway.
- Own more Bibles than most Christians you know. No, I still use the one from confirmation.
- Have at least one Bible with your personal annotations regarding contradictions, disturbing parts, etc. No, I take great care not to damage any books in my possession. I NEVER write in my books.
- Have come out as an atheist to your family. Sadly, no.
- Attended a campus or off-campus atheist gathering. Yes. Meetup ftw.
- Are a member of an organized atheist/Humanist/etc. organization. No.
- Had a Humanist wedding ceremony. No.
- Donated money to an atheist organization. No.
- Have a bookshelf dedicated solely to Richard Dawkins. Yes, sort of. I have a decent-sized pile of atheist books, I just lack the furniture to house it.
- Lost the friendship of someone you know because of your non-theism. Never! I may be a frothing atheist by night, but my relationships with people are much bigger than mere theism/atheism.
- Tried to argue or have a discussion with someone who stopped you on the street to proselytize. No. I'm quite shy irl and simply politely refuse such offers. My pleasant demeanor is deceiving; I secretly consider such intrusions very pushy and insulting and would very much like to counter-evangelize in favor of the Old Ones. Alas, I'm chickenhearted. My sole moment of triumph was when a lone, elderly JW came to my work and mindlessly thrust a bunch of Watchtower tracks in my face (which apparently, I was supposed to pass out for him) and walked off. The ball of violently balled-up tracts made for an excellent 3-pointer in the trashcan.
- Hid your atheist beliefs on a first date because you didn’t want to scare him/her away. No. I don't hide my atheism to people who inquire.
- Own a stockpile of atheist paraphernalia (bumper stickers, buttons, shirts, etc). No.
- Attended a protest that involved religion. No.
- Attended an atheist conference. No.
- Subscribe to Pat Condell’s YouTube channel. Bookmarked.
- Started an atheist group in your area or school. No.
- Successfully “de-converted” someone to atheism. Not that I know of.
- Have already made plans to donate your body to science after you die. Nope, burial at sea. Seriously.
- Told someone you’re an atheist only because you wanted to see the person’s reaction. No, and that's a little messed up.
- Had to think twice before screaming “Oh God!” during sex. Or you said something else in its place. No.
- Lost a job because of your atheism. No.
- Formed a bond with someone specifically because of your mutual atheism (meeting this person at a local gathering or conference doesn’t count). Yes.
- Have crossed “In God We Trust” off of — or put a pro-church-state-separation stamp on — dollar bills. No.
- Refused to recite the Pledge of Allegiance. No, but now I garble the "Under God" part.
- Said “Gesundheit!” (or nothing at all) after someone sneezed because you didn’t want to say “Bless you!” Yes. I either say gesundheit or nothing at all.
- Have ever chosen not to clasp your hands together out of fear someone might think you’re praying. No.
- Have turned on Christian TV because you need something entertaining to watch. Oh God no! Shoot me if I ever get that bored.
- Are a 2nd or 3rd (or more) generation atheist. No. First generation, afaik.
- Have “atheism” listed on your Facebook or dating profile — and not a euphemistic variant. No. So far, I have resisted the urge for Facebook and similar sites.
- Attended an atheist’s funeral (i.e. a non-religious service). No.
- Subscribe to an freethought magazine (e.g. Free Inquiry, Skeptic) No.
- Have been interviewed by a reporter because of your atheism. No.
- Written a letter-to-the-editor about an issue related to your non-belief in God. No.
- Gave a friend or acquaintance a New Atheist book as a gift. No.
- Wear pro-atheist clothing in public. No, I don't broadcast my atheism.
- Have invited Mormons/Jehovah’s Witnesses into your house specifically because you wanted to argue with them. No.
- Have been physically threatened (or beaten up) because you didn’t believe in God. No. Jeez, that's screwed up.
- Receive Google Alerts on “atheism” (or variants). Oh hell yes.
- Received fewer Christmas presents than expected because people assumed you didn’t celebrate it. No.
- Visited The Creation Museum or saw Ben Stein’s Expelled just so you could keep tabs on the “enemy.” No, I heard all I need to from other atheist blogs coverage of it. Plagiarism, Godwin's Law.
- Refuse to tell anyone what your “sign” is… because it doesn’t matter at all. Yes, anytime someone brings up astrology with me, I emphatically inform them that it's hogwash.
- Are on a mailing list for a Christian organization just so you can see what they’re up to… No, but that's not a bad idea. I check out the fundie sites every once and awhile for the comedy value.
- Have kept your eyes open while you watched others around you pray. Frequently. Even as a theist. I never understood the whole closing-your-eyes thing. What's that supposed to accomplish? Or better yet, what's the point of prayer in general? Is there some sort of system - the high magnitude the
wishprayer, the more people are needed and the more frequent the prayers have to be?- Avoid even Unitarian churches because they’re too close to religion for you. Yes, I'm highly irreligious and so I avoid churches altogether (except to vote, and then I caustically remark at their rare utility)
I'm far behind the pack: Evolved and Rat/i/onal (38/50), The Atheist Blogger (33/50), Homosecular Gaytheist (30/50), Stupid Evil Bastard (26/50) and Magnificent Frog (22/50)
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