Saturday, November 8, 2008

Playing to their strengths

Remember wayback when the election was over, Michelle Malkin gave the battlecry for conservatives to continue fighting for their beliefs (i.e. that crazy, often bigoted quasi-fascism that the public clearly doesn't want)?

"We stay positive and focused."
"We keep the faith."

Preach it, baby!

"We lock and load our ideological ammunition."
Right on, sister!
"....and shoot our fellow Republicans in the face."

Well, apparently here's the beating heart of conservative values:

When the news broke that Palin was a complete moron according to McCain staffers who had to patiently coach her on the intricacies of basic geography and American civics, Michelle Malkin was angry. Not at the foibles of her own party for picking such an obviously unprepared veep, not at Palin for screwing the election, or even at herself for lavishing praise on a candidate who clearly wasn't cut out for the role. She was angry at the snitches.

Oh yes. Damn those McCain staffers! How dare they reveal unfavorable information! (Thoughtcrime via bad-fact) They are so getting outted and blacklisted by me and my goons as traitors to the cause. Full, internets-wide jihad - that'll learn 'em.

It's the funniest thing I've read all week.

Remember kiddies: loose lips sink ships!

(hat tip to Dispatches from the Culture Wars)

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